Joke Quotes

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke. Alexander Pope

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The gods too are fond of a joke. Aristotle

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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Artie Lange

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'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke. Alison Brie

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Yoga in America is a joke. Bikram Choudhury

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The joke is mightier than the sword. Bassem Youssef

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I always thought of Levittown as a joke. Bill Griffith

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Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke? Brooke Elliott

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I'm not much of a joke writer. Ben Falcone

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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it. Chris Martin

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A joke's a very serious thing. Charles Churchill

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Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices. Dave Pelzer

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I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. Don Rickles

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My writers on 'Liv And Maddie' have started a running joke to try and sneak as many 'literally's into the script as they can to throw me. Dove Cameron

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I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. Eugene Levy

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He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. Georg Brandes

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Some people, they just don't get a joke. Glenn Frey

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The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke. Goldwin Smith

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I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. Grant Show

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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. H. P. Lovecraft

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The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me. Henry Rollins

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There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr

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I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke. Jenifer Lewis

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Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. J. R. Martinez

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I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! Jennifer Damiano

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Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. John Lloyd

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Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public. Jessica Mitford

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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. Lance Armstrong

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I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily. LeBron James

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