Humor Quotes

I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures. Adam McKay

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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke. Alan King

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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. Alan King

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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them. Alan King

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There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.' Alan King

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I can't not put humor in a book. Albert Brooks

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I think humor can be an effective way of getting the point across, but there are definitely times where I just write very earnestly. Alex Pareene

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Someone asked me what the key to being a good frontman was, and I think having a sense of humor about it is pretty near the top of that list. It's a very strange place to be in, and I don't take that role too seriously. Alex Turner

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I'm a huge fan of Steve Martin. He's hilarious, but he has this depth to him and this way of dealing with the difficult things in life with a sense of humor that I think has helped me as an actress. Alexandra Daddario

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After spending 460 days as a hostage, I did emerge a fundamentally changed person. But I think, like everyone does as they grow older and probably wiser, I can look back at my earlier life - my history, my mistakes, the joy I felt as a young woman traveling the world - with some objectivity and even some humor. Amanda Lindhout

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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. Andrew Stanton

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I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. Andy Milonakis

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Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed. Arlo Guthrie

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla

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Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. Al Franken

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There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor. Al Franken

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There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business. Al Franken

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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor. Al Franken

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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. Al Franken

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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy. Al Yankovic

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I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor. Alan Moore

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. Alanis Morissette

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Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. Alanis Morissette

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The wealthy don't have any sense of humor. It's not like the English, where the theater is perhaps the one place where they have a sense of humor about themselves. Alec Baldwin

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Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope

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The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. Alfred North Whitehead

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Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up. Allen Klein

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Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. Allen Klein

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Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. Allen Klein

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