Mark Twain

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Mark Twain

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.Mark Twain

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.Mark Twain

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.Mark Twain

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.Mark Twain

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twain

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.Mark Twain

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.Mark Twain

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.Mark Twain

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Mark Twain

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.Mark Twain

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We have the best government that money can buy.Mark Twain

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.Mark Twain

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.Mark Twain

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.Mark Twain

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All right, then, I'll go to hell.Mark Twain

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.Mark Twain

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.Mark Twain

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.Mark Twain

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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.Mark Twain

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.Mark Twain

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.Mark Twain

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.Mark Twain

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I can live for two months on a good compliment.Mark Twain

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.Mark Twain

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.Mark Twain

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.Mark Twain

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