Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.Jack Nicholson

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My motto is: more good times.Jack Nicholson

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A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.Jack Nicholson

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In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.Jack Nicholson

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What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's all that counts.Jack Nicholson

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Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.Jack Nicholson

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I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.Jack Nicholson

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The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.Jack Nicholson

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If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't - take two!Jack Nicholson

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One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.Jack Nicholson

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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.Jack Nicholson

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I hate giving advice, because people won't take it.Jack Nicholson

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Acting is everybody's favorite second job.Jack Nicholson

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Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I still live under the illusion that basically people think of me as an up-and-coming young actor.Jack Nicholson

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I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being.Jack Nicholson

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In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviorally wild, and it's crazy to think of any form where it's just one way.Jack Nicholson

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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.Jack Nicholson

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I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.Jack Nicholson

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I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.Jack Nicholson

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Played tennis for years. But you can't improve at tennis after you're 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you're a doubles player.Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.Jack Nicholson

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I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye.Jack Nicholson

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.Jack Nicholson

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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.Jack Nicholson

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I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.Jack Nicholson

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Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.Jack Nicholson

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You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.Jack Nicholson

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Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.Jack Nicholson

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I always knew there wasn't going to be anybody to help me and emotionally support me, that whatever I did I'd have to do on my own.Jack Nicholson

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I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.Jack Nicholson

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