Bill Cosby

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.Bill Cosby

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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.Bill Cosby

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George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.Bill Cosby

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.Bill Cosby

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.Bill Cosby

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When you become senile, you won't know it.Bill Cosby

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.Bill Cosby

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.Bill Cosby

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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.Bill Cosby

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.Bill Cosby

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.Bill Cosby

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.Bill Cosby

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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.Bill Cosby

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.Bill Cosby

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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.Bill Cosby

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.Bill Cosby

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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.Bill Cosby

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.Bill Cosby

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.Bill Cosby

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.Bill Cosby

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Old is always fifteen years from now.Bill Cosby

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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.Bill Cosby

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.Bill Cosby

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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.Bill Cosby

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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.Bill Cosby

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.Bill Cosby

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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'Bill Cosby

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.Bill Cosby

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.Bill Cosby

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.Bill Cosby

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